Springhill Dads v P & O (Cup)
By Freddy Ferret

    The Dads were ready for this cup fixture and the atmosphere at the sports centre was electric although very, very cold. The Dads ran out onto the pitch at least five minutes before kick off and had to wait in the freezing rain whilst the P&O boys cowered in the dressing room.

SPRINGHILL DADS
Les Maros
Robbie Thorpe - Tony Pascoe - Brian Medway - Martin Kingsbury
Jason Furness - Jim Allen - Dave Hedges - John Frisby
Andy Simpson - Jon Elms
Sub Rob Frisby

    The game kicked off with both teams going for it and within minutes the P&O boys were on the attack.
     A ball over the top foiled the Dads offside ploy and the nippy little forward was through it was only a last gasp arse sliding tackle by Robbie which was enough to put off the forward and Les saved comfortably.
     This woke up the Dads and the midfield duo of Jim Allen and Dave Hedges started to get some crunch into their tackles. Some of the Dads moves broke up because of some misunderstanding and the tricky weather conditions.
     Les wasn’t troubled much either as the stalemate ensued. Tony and Brian were stout in the middle of the defence and no one could tell that Tony was playing with an injury, whilst Martin Kingsbury was having a steady game on the right of defence despite being out of his usual position.
     The Dads pressure was paying off and some good play from John Frisby produced a load of consecutive corners. A goal was imminent -and, as if by magic, there was JON ELMS on the end of a pass from Andy Simpson to slot home 1 - 0.     The Dads were on top and their cup victory feeling was to be spoiled when the P&O boys Dads reject Dave Smith caused some confusion in the Dads penalty area and P&O were brought level after a goal mouth scramble which saw Jason, covering for Robbie, nearly prevent the ball from hitting the net.

HALF TIME
DADS 1—1 P&O

    The second half was just as lively as the first and there was plenty of play was coming down the Dads right flank with the P&O winger thinking that he was from the Paul Daniels school, every trick he tried he thought was magic. Each time he tried to foil Rob or Jason the player would attempt about four tricks before being duly dispossessed.
     The Dads did feel some pressure and Jon Elms was having his usual solicitors battle with the P&O defender — enquiring after his well being . . . got a will drawn up?
    Then came the move of the match with Tony bringing the ball out of defence and he slid a delightful ball through for Robbie to bundle past Jason, setting himself up for one of his trade-mark, long range efforts, on the right wing. Robbie manfully did his utmost to hold up the play until support could arrive, luckily Andy arrived to take charge and passed the ball across to JON ELMS on the edge of the box to try a shot.
    The ball deflected off of Jon’s P&O sparing partner and beat the keeper 2 - 1. Jason caught up with Robbie after the goal and explained to him in his inimitable way, how flipping difficult it was playing with Robbie. Robbie countered by saying, he was: “playing total football in the Brazilian style.” Unfortunately the others were playing football in the All-in style of the Dads!     True to form, Jon claimed the goal although the deflection was massive! The Dads were getting that final feeling but there was one more twist.
     As P&O pressured a shot came in and Les pulled off a spectacular save but could only palm the ball into the path of Dave Smith. Dave planted the ball in the back of the net but, unfortunately, was in an offside position.
     Whilst Les was attempting to get some feeling into his frost bitten hands the Dads stuck to their guns and took the offside at the dismay of the P&O boys. The final minutes were a bit nasty with the P&O defence kicking lumps out of our brave boys but the Dads girded their loins to emerge the valiant victors.

FINAL SCORE
DADS 2 - 1 P&O

       MOM

        Jon Elms

 

REVENGE OF THE FOOTBALL WIDOWS

FOUL FOUR

    : Suddenly, his favourite item of clothing is a white, scratchy nylon England shirt. He even wears the sweaty man-made fibre in bed and won't wash it for the duration of the tournament. It's bad luck, you see. This is an obvious case of SHIRT TUGGING.
    THE PUNISHMENT: Feeling frisky when he wakes, your man flings back the covers only to get an eyeful of you in the sexy white, black and orange German kit you've been wearing all night!

By Email

From Andy,
    A monumental 2 - 1 victory was scored . . . their interpretation of the off-side rule left a lot to be desired . . . Jon Elms got scythed down off the ball shortly afterwards just for asking what the score was!!

From Jason,
    Great game for the Dads 2 - 1. We showed the old Dunkirk spirit.
I've got a sponsor for the new Dads kit, two tops which will be good for the 5 a sides - need to liase re. logo etc.

From Robbie,
    
An outstanding 2-1 victory.

From Jim,
     .....it was off-side...honest!


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